We are Ojiiden

Amendment I: The government shall now, and for decades to come, respect the tradition to modify cattle in such a way that their udders produce orange juice.

Amendment II: Every man, woman, and child has their god given right to milk the modified cattle.

Amendment III: Under no circumstances, will this amendment to the constitution ever be spoken of till the end of time.

Amendment IV: We the people of Ojiiden have the right to defend ourselves and our fellow people from attacks of any nature, using any force needed, and being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment V: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievences... So long as nobody is offensive in any fashion to turtles

Amendment VI: For now and forevermore, the Virgin Islands of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will always be a part of the Independant Nation of Ojiiden

Amendment VII: Any action taken in attempt to take over and control this country will not be taken lightly and will be regarded as a threat. Those who seek to do so be warned.

Amendment VIII: No tax of any kind will ever be collected from the people as long as this country continues to exist. The government will always sustain itself via its own wealth and riches.

Amendment IX: Any other groups or nations wishing to become allies must contact the president directly, no other manner will be accepted.

Amendment X: As of 2015, the Independant Nation of Ojiiden will be free to the public to join forevermore.