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TEE-GAWMS! OHHH YEAHHH!!

If you are reading this, then you have sucessfully reached the Guild of Mad Science: Steam Edition. Now pay attention, because the next bit is very important: Leave the money at the foot of the Sycamore tree. Return to your home, watch TV and wait for exactly 47 minutes.

At EXACTLY 47 minutes after the money has been dropped, all the heroin will fall through the ceiling of your mothers house. You must then rush over to her, gather all the heroin, and take it downtown. There you will stop behind the Waffle House, knock on the back door, and ask for "Pedro".

When Pedro comes out, give him the heroin.

THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL YOU RECIEVE YOUR GUILD INVITIATION.

Thank you and good night.