Welcome to our Group!

If you are in this group then you must be very epic. And by epic, I mean you are a miserable failiure of the human species. But don't worry! We all are! We play games, forget this group exists, play games, realize the group exists, try to use it, and the cycle repeats! You might be thinking, "That's pretty terrible sounding for a group," but that's inconceivable! Because you can't just be "thinking" that, considering the fact that is OBVIOUSLY true! Now, excuse me, I need to play some games.

By the way, join the discussions. We don't care what you say because considering we don't know this group exists very often. Basically, no one is gonna read it until the cycle reaches the "Oh remember this group" stage.

One more note, always refer to me as: "Great and Powerful Epic, The Greatest Captain of the Seven Steam Sales, in which I owe only of upmost gratitude" EXACTLY or you will be banned forever.

PS: Dead must be reffered to as "Our Great Overlord in which I owe my second upmost gratitude" or you will be sniped.

PSS: Remember to eat a balanced and healthy diet consisting of Kirkland Drinking Water, also known as "Epic Water."


Motto: Were all failiures in life please help us

Welp I ran out of things to say so here's a recipe for brownies.

Ingredients:
a brick

Instructions:
Beat the oven with the brick and wait till brownies come out. If it doesn't work go to Home Depot and destroy all the ovens. If they try to get you with security, remember the brick!
-- Warning: Does take a while to work so just keep trying and DON'T STOP and the brownie fairy will come :D --