The SpOOky Soviet has 4 foundational rules, with more subject to SpOOky Politburo discretion:

1. Remain SpOOky

2. Remain Socialist

3. Keep all discussion related to SpOOkism and Socialism

4. Beware of and report all suspicious anti-SpOOk or anti-revolutionary members infesting the SpOOky Soviet


Assignments as Cadres and even Commissars are possible for comrades who engage in SpOOky and Socialist activity, as well as participating in SpOOky Soviet discussions.


- Your Comrade, SpOOky Commissar #1, Sp00ky Daddy