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We are a bunch of noodles who like to play CS:GO. To join you have to be able to do a backflip and you also need to rap in Latin. It's really difficult..
Because noodles are made of dirt, it's obvious that we do not like people who whistle or say 'Guess who?' all the time. This is but one of our countless rules we created to make sure that everyone in this community is safe and will not turn insane. Because people are destined to die each time their time has run out, we put the 10 most important rules right under the last word of this sentence, which happens to be the longest sentence of this entire summary, and which makes you read a lot of nothingness before you finally reach the end, which is still pretty far because the author (being the one and only great Bob) likes putting a lot of comma's and sentences into one single ugly-ass sentence.

1. Thou shall accept Zobby as your lord and savior.

2. Thou shall not speak bad about the P90.

3. Thou shall not whistle or say 'Guess who?'

4. Thou shall never play under the purple banner.

5. Thou shall not notice that the author was to lazy to make 10 rules and decided to only make 5 of them.

If you are still reading this it means you actually mean business and want to join this great group existing of people who hate Romans, so you might as well learn something about our history and our culture.

Most of us are just some city boys, born and raised in South-Ireland. This is however not the only thing we have in common, oh hell heck no! We also share a common ideology, a common goal in our short but oh so important lives.. We want to make Noodles great again! We want everyone to run away in fear when they hear the EliteNoodles are coming. We want them to hide their kids, hide their wives, hide their Matzo balls!

It all started a few days ago.. It was very dark somewhere. Somewhere else a guy named Carlos Bartholomeus Julius De Bever decided he did not like the human-form of his son Caster. From his point of view, the noodle was the perfect lifeform. That is when he decided that he would adopt all the noodles he could find, and unite them into one single, grand army called the SilverEliteNoodles.

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