I long for his non-existant green penis

I am a frequent ice chewer and I recently discovered "milk"😉 ice. Firstly you put "milk"😉 in the ice tray and then you let it freeze. I got so addicted to this that I covered my whole freezer with "milk"😉! Of course nothing beats the original water so sometimes I shave a half cup of water with half cup of "milk"😉 and crunch away.

It's probably bad for me but I also try "lemon"😉 mixed with "milk"😉😉