Secret of Chaos

The world isn't fair.
I do everything people ask me to.

I stand in the lunch line for them,
I buy tampons at the store for them,
I go on Maury Povich with balls on my chin for them.

And
yet, nobody accepts me. I am an outcast.

A shadow of a man who can find no companion... ship.

No love from others. Fine!

If I am to be an outcast, so be it!

I'm
through doin' what others tell me to
do, and I am sick of this world and
the stin-, and the stinky people in
it!

From now on I will dedicate my
life to bringing chaos to the world
that has rejected me!

I will become
the greatest supervillain the world
has ever seen! Where I go, destruction
will follow!

Prepare, O little town!
Uh prepare for the greatest supervillain you've ever seen!

Professor Chaos!