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MEMO - Part 2

In lieu of traditional holiday bonuses for the rest of the staff, we've decided to invest in an inspirational poster for the break room. Featuring a majestic eagle soaring above the words 'Soar to Success', it's sure to lift your spirits every day.

Finally, we're excited to announce the 'Holiday Work Challenge'! The employee with the most hours logged between December 24th and January 1st will receive a special mention in our monthly newsletter.

Thank you for your continued commitment to SamCorp. Here's to a prosperous New Year, filled with endless opportunities (for us)!

Warm regards,
SamCorp Management

MEMO - Part 1

Season's Greetings to All Our Valued Employees,

As the year draws to a close, we at SamCorp would like to extend our warmest holiday wishes. In the spirit of generosity, we're thrilled to announce exclusive bonuses for our upper management. These bonuses reflect our appreciation for their tireless dedication to...well, managing.

For the rest of our team, we encourage you to embrace the joy of hard work and the satisfaction of a job well done. Remember, every extra hour you put in brings us closer to our goal of increased profit margins!

While our private jet is currently unavailable for the company holiday party due to essential maintenance (upgrading to gold-plated cup holders is no small feat!), we hope you'll enjoy the virtual party we've arranged. Don't forget to log those hours as 'work time'!

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Hello Team!

We kindly ask that anyone with CS2 beta access please do not brag about it. We are all hurting.

Thanks
Q

Hello,

Performance Reviews are coming soon! Please submit your self evaluation by April 1. Please note that peer evaluations are happening the same week. Finally, management evaluations will occur on April 7.

Note that management evaluations will be based upon a variety of factors that may or may not have to do with your actual performance.

Thank you.

Hello Team,
Following up on our news from December. Some employees have been complaining that their food is being stolen from the fridge. We kindly ask this individual to stop taking things that do not belong from them. Please be a reason why your mother smiles today :).

Thanks
Q

Team,

Happy Holidays. As our Global Finance Officer & Tax Consultant eluded too we apologize for this inconvenience. We understand our employees are dealing with high inflation times. We greatly recommend coming into the office to enjoy the heater and the use of the employee work fridge. We hope this will compensate.

Thanks,
Corporate Treasurer