Wanna be apart of The Illuminati Reptilians???

Hello there people of the planet called "Earth" we are the Reptilians.
We are not normal people. We are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Reptilians. If you wanna become a Reptilian follow these easy steps:

1: You must think like a Reptilian I am not going to tell you how to think like one of us. You will have to find that out by yourself.

2: Get a block of chedder cheese, not any kind of cheese. The holy head of cheese of Skjaldbreiður and Þeistareykjarbunga. You will have to find out where that place is and what it is to complete step 3.

3: Find out where that place is.

4: Go there at exacly 6:66 to find the holy cheese of holyness. The Reptilian clock of the Illuminati Reptilians. Which is about 3:33 in the standard time of what ever place you are at.

5: Go back to the place you came from after taking the Holy Cheeder Cheese. Don't be so sure it was that easy you ♥♥♥♥. That might just be another type of cheese that the locals have put there because they are wanting to be REPTILIANS to.

6: Go find one of the local Preist you ♥♥♥♥. After finding the Preist you must stab that ♥♥♥♥ in the back of the forearm and then still the Cheeder Cheese because we all knew that, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ old ♥♥♥♥♥ had it.

7: Go to the local docking system and steal one of the renting dolphins. If you wanna have a fun time you can go for the Piplup. But if you wanna be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ real Reptilian you will go for the Togepi or the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pidgey.

8: Once you are on land you will have to escape a 5 star wanted level and shoot that police helicopter down like you do in GTA 9.

9: After returning to where ever you came from then you want to go to De Beauvoir Town. After reaching your checkpoint then go and find the mysterious Cowboy, Astronaut, Reptilian.

10: After finding him then you will give him the Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cheese of Holyness. Then he will eat it not saving any for anyone else.

11: You do not get to taste it. He will make a low hissing noise to warn you of something. THAT HE IS GOING TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BITE YOU IN THE SIDE OF THE EAR.

12: You run.... then you relize that you can't become a Reptilian because there are only a few and you arn't one of them.

13: You then die of Reptilian Poison.

If you really wanna become a Reptilian you will follow every step of the way. If you don't then we will send all of our men and women on you, you ♥♥♥♥. The REPTILIANS don't back down they will fight you until they are done and then they have killed you several different ways with their REPTILIAN feet and legs.
I hope this helped you .

Sincerely

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Illuminati Reptilians

(P.S: We are always watching you in our human form. Those were some nice shoes you got their from the local walmart. Enough said Bye Bye Earth Ling.)