Welcome to the Religion of Pootism!

We are the Pootism religion. We are made of hoovybirds, Soldiers, and both friendly and sometimes tryhard creatures in the TF2niverse! Remember the rules of Pootism, and you'll be a true member!

POOTIS GOD: Owner of the group. (Pootis God #BuffHeavyOrRiot)
POOTIS CHRIST: Sandvich.
HOLY CITY: LazyPurple's Silly Server #1 and #2. (s1.lazypurple.net)(s2.lazypurple.net)
HOLY SHRINE: Crystal Caves, Abandoned Upward.
POOTIS HEAVEN: ach_villains_city_winter_v3
POOTIS HELL: ctf_scorched_final
HOLY CHURCH: dm_museum_b8
MORALS: Friendly.
RELIGIOUS ANTHEM: A Poem by Bird Heavy

HEAD PRIEST: tkpantol
CHIEF DISCIPLES: American Hoovy, Intelligent Soldier, Mr. Fancy Nightmare, Trust And Bust, The Pharaoh's Purse
SECURITY SERVICES: Scruffy, American Hoovy, Intelligent Soldier, Mr. Fancy Nightmare, qaNitro, Sir Goat, gNowan, Genuine Eagle
CHIEF MEDICS: Soldier Lover of Bread, Grandpa Hoovy, Not Halo, Thornie,
PootisMan, BrotherBrohan, JChanel, Deadmeat0

RULES:

1. NEVER disrespect the Pootis Christ, Sandvich.
2. Do not touch Intelligent Soldier's pot.
3. Do not touch Nightmare's hot dog.
4. No matter how many times the Pootis God dies, he will return.
5. Always ask for a dispenser if a friendly Engineer is nearby.
6. Do as your Pootis God says, unless you have a valid reason not to.
7. If you see a friendly in need, take them under your wing. Help others out.
8. If you see a hostile killing people recklessly for no reason, kill them.
9. If you are low on health, seek out a Mad Milk Scout. It will heal you.
10. Do not touch American Hoovy's ancient war weapon. It is sacred.
11. Do not polish American Hoovy's prosthetic foot, either.
12. Do not touch Trust and Bust's holy lollipop minigun or his bear head.
13. Sometimes, violence IS tolerated when necessary. (Effective as of allying with the Soviet Pootis Army.)
14. Follow these rules or it's off with your head!

More rules will be added later. If you want to join the group, simply ask! If you are accepted into the group, you are a true member of Pootism.