If you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make those cheeks clap and jiggle

South Park was taken over by a community that is not so favorable to me (a redneck living a humble lil’ live in Alabama), now I ain’t homophobic by no means, hell my daughter is a little homosexual gal but I still lover her! Point is it’s become too woke for us, (me and my other administrator pal) and I been drinking some moonshine down by the lake in the ol’ forest down there pathway and I thought, maybe we should rebrand? Now I been reliving my good ol’ rockstar days, megadeth, slayer, hell you name it! An’ I been reminiscing about all those good times when we could just crack a cold one and rock out… so what I was saying is, let’s make this an Uber cool metal club…. No more of this woke liberal South Park. I don’ know just been buggin me that I’m in some sorta pride club (again, no hate! My darlin’ lil’ Patricia datin some tomboy) and I want us old dads to, yknow relate again! I know good ol’ dilly down yonder in the Everglades o’ Florida has been contacting me on Facebook threatening all sorts o’ actions just because he don’t like the South Park fandom.

I just want some feedback, we going Pantera? Megadeth? Slayer? Death? Metallica? My personal vote is Motörhead, love me some lemmy! The GOAT of heavy metal in my opinion. God I always go on so many tangants, oh that reminds me o’ geometry! Heh, only thing I learned in that darn class was how big the rack was on ol’ miss Georgia! Had 17 year old me clawing at my desk, putting books on my lap, hands in pockets tryna cover up me woody.

Let me know, aight? Gotta go back to our Louisiana style shrimp boil me neighbors having, not particular my way (I would prefer some roadkill) but I’m always open to new opportunities, and you should be open to a rebrand too!

Ciao! (As the French or whatever little ♥♥♥♥♥ be sayin that phrase)