BOMBING RUNS UNITE

If you are looking at this group thinking "What the hell is this?" it is because either you are NOT STYLISH or a HATLESS PLEBEIAN. The BOMBING RUN is the hat of choice for the ADVENTUROUS, HIGH-FLYING SCOUT because it is both AERODYNAMIC and FASHIONABLE AS HELL. If you already own a Bombing Run then you are HALF WAY to joining the RAINBOW SQUADRON. Clearly with a pristine name like RAINBOW SQUADRON we can't let you COLORLESS and BLAND young Bombing Run owners muck up the place WILLY NILLY with your BORING HATS. In order to join this INCREDIBLY SELECTIVE GROUP you must own a PAINTED BOMBING RUN. By this time you should be wondering "Golly gee! How do I get my hands on this piece of hat action?" The answer to that question IS NOT OUR PROBLEM.

A high-five goes out to our friends at Dafts and Simis Retrospect :D