♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FLAT STANLEY

How the ♥♥♥♥ is Flat Stanley alive? Flat Stanley got crushed by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bulletin board and got squished to half an inch thick, you may be thinking this would kill anybody but no, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ survived, how the ♥♥♥♥ is he alive? All of his organs and his brain are crushed, all the bones in his body are flattened, but he doesn’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care, is Flat Stanley mortal? He cant be he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unkillable, What if this piece of ♥♥♥♥ gets a girlfriend? Can he even get an erection? Theres too many questions this is all just too ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. He’s like a government experiment gone wrong. Also being immortal just isn’t good enough for Stanley, he also has to break the law, mailing himself in an envelope to other countries without a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ passport, he’s breaking federal laws, for what? For his stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ books? Or maybe he’s the head of a drug operation? Maybe he brings cocaine with him in his envelopes tearing apart families with drug addiction every step of the way, I wouldn’t be surprised that piece of ♥♥♥♥ would do anything for a bit of cash. WHY CAN’T HE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLANET THAT PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY DAUGHTER AND KILLED HER BY MAKING HER BLEED TO DEATH BY GIVING HER THOUSANDS OF PAPER CUTS IN HER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME? “It was about time that ♥♥♥♥♥ died” I TRIED TO KILL HIM BUT HE JUST BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND LAUGHING WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS HE GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMMIT.