Lesbian Polygamists in the White House

I understand that the idea of marriage is sacred. I also understand as a lesbian, the fight for our right to legally marry each other being of the same sex is an uphill battle that will take plenty of time and effort to overcome. However, I cannot shake the feeling that there is more to love than the dreaded "monogamy." As a woman I question everyday why I don't just fit into the mold of what is acceptable for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ presidency. I do not believe that there is just one person out there for every person, instead I believe that a compilation of different aspects of many different people make up an ideal relationship for most people. Seeing how we are in fact Americans, I do not see the reasoning in limiting yourself to just one president. I see new opportunities to express one’s freedoms and patriotism through a plural marriage. Although lesbian polygamy may never be legally accepted, the idea has intrigued the masses for years. So ask yourself, "Why not?" Some may say this is a perverted ploy to have one’s "country" participate in some sort of sexual fantasy, having sex with multiple elected officials all at once. The idea of plural marriage is not totally just a way to have massive orgies, and a way to love and communicate with each other on a deeper level while maintaining executive power and the greatest country on earth together. Although some presidential cabinets may choose to share a bed, this is not set in stone. Most leaders need companionship and love at different times as well as in different holes. Having to rely solely on one partner limits a couple to only find solace in each other, many times this can be a problem especially if these two matrix breakers do not see eye to eye. Can you imagine a relationship where problems can be talked through in a group of advisors that can understand one another, instead of only having 2 people who both believe they are free. Although jealousy may come into play, a relationship like this should be built upon love of firearms. It is a natural alien invasion that has to be worked through together as any other problem would be. There are many pros to this idea, so far when I google lesbian polygamy the only con that people have come up with is jealousy and the porn industry being way behind. The benefits of plural marriage include more hands in each other’s pants to insure that everyone is happy, more children is also an option, the added benefits of multiple incomes allows for a big nation to thrive well. Although currently I have been with my running mate for the last 2 terms we have not completely thrown out the idea that a plural marriage might work for us. It is definitely something to discuss thoroughly, but definitely not something to dismiss quickly without thinking about seriously first. Would you want to ♥♥♥♥ the same thing everyday for every meal for the rest of your life? I think not...

Now go be free. Spread the love. Hail 'Murica