Gherg (God of Maths)

You have been chosen by the Gherg himself to take part in this kind cult.

GHERGHEISM is a religious minority of people that believe in Gherg and his wonders. One rumour has that he created the whole mathematics only with the tip of his pen on the notebook, while others claim he did it with a small piece of chalk on the greenboard. It has some simple life principles, some of which are:
- Make him happy by passing the class so he's not missing his next summer holiday
- Never buy anything expensive like cars or houses, so that you can live your wonderful and amazing life exploring other parts of the world like Tenerife Islands, Sweeden, Bulgaria, etc.
- Complain about every single thing your natal country has to offer
- Never drive cars even if you own some because there's always the subordinate you have that can do that
- Respect the law (crossing the street on the red light doesn't count)
- Be ecologist (throwing cigar ash or butts on the street doesn't count)
- Have a villain theme as your phone ringtone
- Drink magnesium and vitamins to keep yourself hydrated and in good shape

Some of his famous words and quotes are:
"LUCRU ROMANESC"
"UN PROFESOR BUN ITI DA UNDITA, DAR NU ITI DA SI PESTELE"
"ZONA CREPUSCULARA"
"INTRI IN COLAPS"
"ISI PUNE ROMANU GUNOIU-N MERCEDES[...]"
"ALEGETI CAND VRETI SA DATI TEST"
(all of these being written in Simplified Gherghelian language)


All of these sayings have basically zero meaning while translated to the other languages. Some claim he's trying to tell everybody they're a dumb ♥♥♥♥