Why So Cheeky?

When you expect to go to Nandos as usual, but find that the visit/experience is more impudent or irreverent in a certain manner, typically in an amusing way.

The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.

Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).

"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
"When your Nandos is extra cheeky."

"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."

Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.

Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.

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