More Man than Machine, Both Myth and Legend, We Are...

A crack commando unit sent to prison by a military court for a crime we didn't commit. We men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, we survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if it involves both skeeters and peters...maybe you can hire...The Peter Skeeter Patrol!

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MVP - BOROWSKY!!

22 October, 2013 - Mr. Richard | 2 Comments

MATTHEW BOROWSKY HAS STOLEN THE TITLE OF PLAYER OF THE WEEK FROM ALLIECAT FOR EXCEPTIONAL SHOWMANSHIP IN THE LINE OF DUTY.

- HE LOST HIS TURN TO A WELL-PLACED MINE BY THE GREATEST WORST GREATEST* GAMER IN THE WORLD

- HE JUMPED ON A LANDMINE

- HE GOT ONE-SHOTTED INTO WATER, BY THE CHAMP OF WATER WORLD

- AND AND TOOK IT ALL LIKE A CHAMP.

AND TO THAT, MR. BOROWSKY, WE SALUTE YOU.

*Read as Worst

Get Your Peter Checked Today - Free Peter Screenings

4 July, 2013 - Mr. Richard | 1 Comments

I have been informed that one of our members' peters may have been attacked by a skeeter overnight. I want everyone to get their peter checked out just in case, and also keep an eye out. I urge everyone to take a look at their peter themselves, but if you need assistance, do not hesitate to ask another member to take a second look.

Thank you.