Give it to me one time. UHH. Give it to me two times. UHH UHH!

Have you ever wanted to run in a minefield, but don't have the BALLS? Good, then you have come to the right place! We here at PenisPunchers have no regrets and will give it to you one time, or more depending on how much you want or how much you can take. Of course i'm talking about us baking you pies. Wait, you thought I was talking about punching you in the pe... SICKO! JESUS LEARN SOME FREAKING MANNERS! Gosh, you can never walk on the street selling pies these days without getting harrased by some gerk who thinks you wanna give em the ole one two in the twinkie. Unbelievable. You know what, I enjoy your company, but sit in the corner and think about what you have done. JK LOVE YOU BAE! Just don't ever try to think I would want to punch you down there again please. BYE!!!

I'm watching you.