Pancake's Minions

The minions of pancakes.

Step 1: Get the minions
Step 1 1/2: Make sure the others invite people to become minions
Step 2: Form a cult, take over the USA
Step 3: World Domination
Step 4: World Peace
Step 6: Solve world hunger and cancer, then notice I skipped 5
Step 7: Enslave the Rednecks
Step 5: Stop the rebellion, then realize this should've been 8.
Step 9: Fund education because we became too stupid to count.

Just a bunch of gamers having fun because we can.