Huey Newtons Unban Essay

I have been banned by the hand that had dipped into the vagina of sand. And this truly and injustice for I Huey Newton and a fighter of all that is sandy. So I come here today to seek unbannededness and to cleanse yo vaginas of sand so bear with me on this journey of words this crusade of justice against all that is so super sandeh.

If you have ever found yourself at the beach with no clothes around your lower body and you then dive with your pelvis thrust outward so you could land your vagina in the sand then I am hear to help. Getting over a sand addiction is no easy thing overcoming your natural douchebaggeryness, your desire for attention that makes you nothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥, and those flat mosquito bites and white girl ass but it can be done. When you find yourself at the beach there are precautions that can be made to protect yourself from the vile depths of the sandeh hand of vajay infectedness. You can buy a padlock to place onto your beach attire that covers your vajay or your A depending on yo gender too lock away your holes and protect yourself from becoming a giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ douchebag. But thats not the only way oh no thats just the beginning.

Are you a fan of metal? you can get a custom plated steel block ofmetal to place int your vajay similar to a butt plug but instead a vajay bar. If you still feel the need to be a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass douchebag you can do it without letting the sand into your vajay you can buy a solid gold vajay bar or perhaps a solid diamond vajay bar it does not matter so long as your vajay is okay. You could perhaps not vagina flop onto the sandeh beach but I doubt you could resist so extreme measures can be taken if you are just so overcome with the desire to be a giant dush a lush these measures are called pants, sweatpants, skinny jeans, normal jeans whatever it takes to cover up those legs because sand doesnt need you need to be in a bikini to sneak into your vajay it can crawl up your leg and infect that vagina and make it a vagina of sand.

If however the thoughts of jeans of jeans at the beach horrifies you then perhaps you could just not go to the beach ♥♥♥♥♥♥. But these are my words of wisdom if you cannot handle them go die mad nerd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ irl. Im sorry that was uncalled for I am just so passionate about my fight against sandy vaginas that it burst out right there. I know however that even though I've written this fabulous guide as to how avoid the personality changing disease known as a sandy vajay vajay so I guess what im saying is unban me you mad nerd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ un ban me, Go Shower.