We lob the holy noob-tube grenade of antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

We're the noobs of the round table
We teabag when able
We yell and scream at hacking schemes
While pullin’ the power cable.
We chat well here in Dave-alot
We use CAPS and swear and spam a lot.

We're the noobs of the Round Table
Our fails are for-mid-able
But many times we're crossing lines
That make us seem unstable
We're micspam-mad in Dave-alot
We claim to own an ocelot!

In games we're tough and able.
Quite in-de-fat-i-gable
Between our games we wreck mainframes
And extortionate Gabe Newell
It's a weird life here in Dave-alot.
We like to wear our hats a lot!