Enjoy your new Unusual Hat. May noobs bow in your presence.

You should have acted; they're already here. The elder scrolls told of their return. Their defeat was merely a delay.
From the time after Oblivion opened; when the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.
But noone wanted to believe, believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns - it dawns in fire!

But! There is one they fear. In their toungue, he is Dovakiin - Dragonborn!

Dovahkiin Dovahkiin
Naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal
ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin fah hin kogaan mu draal

ahrk fin kel lost prodah
do ved viing ko fin krah
tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein
Alduin feyn do jun
kruziik vokun staadnau
voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein

NOOB