The NRA of the animal kingdom

I set out with the intention of writing a book on the history of this organization but found much more. The story below was collected through numerous audio samples, excerpts, anecdotes, interviews, quotes, books and film.
-Carny 1987

The honourable associaton known as NASO has its roots in yorkshire then owned by Terrence british Pence. He sold the organization to Sir Hazington(a most interesting figure) who later traded it to Super Dino for a ride on his Super Invisible Flying Surfboard. Super Dino led the organization well, his group supported and funded stingray related events and promoted stingray ownership. Super Dino himself owned a labradoray while most members had poodlerays. Fine breeds.



They owned a hunting club in England where the members would spontificate and ponder stingray philosohphy as well as world affairs, as well as participate in sting hunts. (They would release foxes and then give their stingrays their scent, who would immediately begin chasing the foxes, a marvellous sport)

The group ran into controversy when it was discovered it was funding Siao Siao, to help it stave off bankruptcy(due to the numerous lawsuits filed against it.) The group withdrew funding yet discovered it was no longer percieved as popular in the public eye. However many notable public figures joined during this time, including: jesus, the gardener, the cookie monster and shoe.

Until finally Count von Blurulah bought it off super dino for a glow-in-the-dark-skeleton. The organization then began a campaign to mobilize stingrays for any potential conflicts. Many have criticized this action however Count Von Blurulah responded by saying that he is protecting the interests of stingray owners worldwide.