Dah Dink'a'ning is upon us.

For too long have we been waiting the the shadows. Nary a grill to cast its holy propane light upon our souls. This ends now. Let us join hands and praise the word of Dink. We shall not fall to our sins and watch as Douglith, one by one, destroys our beloved worship. Grab your hair growth tubes, grab your spatulas and grilling forks, and let us defend our comfortable couches before Douglith destroys everything else we hold dear.

We are the Way, The Grill is the Light, and with propane's might, we will save our very expensive and high quality life styles.