We Make 'Quality' youtube videps come subscribe

PHASE ONE

kidnap popular minecraft youtubers, beg for shoutouts, recruit Misha (the pokemon go everyday kid) and make an *epic* song with him and get more popular than Gangnam style

PHASE TWO

create only the *best* of clickbait thumbnails, not even relating to the video's topic, put in youtubers, pointers, circles, strippers, explosions, raging kids and of COURSE, do NOT forget BOOBS!

PHASE THREE

Make the videos, have up to 10-20 people in one video at a time, make sure they are all at most 12 and dont know a thing about gaming/minecraft in general, put in *fantastic*, *incredible* comedy (i suggest a funny face or incorrect grammar)

PHASE FOUR

Actually make the video, select the game you want to play, minecraft or roblox are the best options, but anything that stampylonghead or the diamond minecart plays is fine, or try one of the games in our group's related games list, start recording the video, use something like screencast-o-matic or bandicam, DO NOT GET the pro versions or remove the watermark, we are too yound to afford that ♥♥♥♥

PHASE FIVE

♥♥♥♥♥♥ actually start the video, have everyone do their cringy intro (something like hey hows it going bros my name is squeeeeeaaakkkeer kiiiidd), use NO MIC, we are pros, our voices sound good as they are. then start your intro, dont worry, everyone in the group can do it together, definetly wont make the video distorted or anything, after the intro start the actual gameplay, start up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ commentary and make some horrible jokes to start the video, add ZERO special effects or facecam, thats too mainstream.

PHASE SIX

upload, use your clickbait thumbnail, add a title like *me doing epic amazing minecraft letsplay w/ friends*, add your 13 word description and add a (definetly not copyright) music backing.

PHASE SEVEN

wait for 2.8 billion views..... patiently.............. just a little bit longer............... be very very patient..........