All Hail Our Lord and Savior Milkman Mike

Our lord and savior is the kindest of them all. He will deliver milk from the heavens. Milk so good that you might as well be jackin it. He ♥♥♥♥♥ Burning Team Captains out of YOUR ass. He is also the greatest athlete on the planet.
He holds the world record in EVERYTHING!!!! You won't find anyone more DANK than our lord and savior. Milkman Mike is the right hand man of GABEN himself. He can get through Billy and back. He also may or may not be Batman.

Beware no matter how kind he might be... HE WILL F*CK YOU UP!!! He will come forth to punish the wicked. He will deliver spoiled milk to all the bad adults every time they eat breakfast. As for the bad kids... he will shoot them.

Milkman Stats

Milk delivered: 666 gallons
Kids Punished: So many that when he looks at any child they die of a heart attack.
♥♥♥♥ Size: Longer than urs (get rekt ♥♥♥)
Height: Taller than you
Strenth: Too stronk
Intelligence: So smart he can melt steel beams with jet fuel just cuz he sed so.

Species: Todd
Skills: Radical stuff
Primary Weapon: Some taser found on teh ground
Secondary Weapon: A rubber band
Your chances of beating him in a fight: -9001%