Microtransactions Anonymous

Hello, I am an addict. Microtransactions are like crack cocaine to me.If this group was a bit more serious, it might help people out.

Hello everyone. My name is Rooster the Viking (1 tap). I am the administrator of Prophets of Midas Private Military Compay. (a csgo team on faceit, cevo, and competitive.) I (1 tap) want to tell you a story. While playing Magicka (the create spell one) my brother and i (1 tap) screamed cross the beams but that didn't turn out well don't cross chaos/dark with healing/light. Please copypaste this story to your worst enemies so they die of cerebal palsy.

Hello, my name is ♥♥♥♥ and i spent over 200€ on Dota2 and now i's broke af till next month.
A compendium gift to spare, someone? anyone? Ok, i definately have a problem...

My name is Froghunter. I've spent... Uh... I don't know how much on keys for csgo. So I think I have a tiiiny microtransaction interest.

My name is Painkiller, and I have spent only $30 on TF2, but am afraid I will spend more.

My name is Cyber Link, and I have a Micro Transaction addiction.