Kill me

Stuffin your face as ussual.
I gotta have a good meal.
Garfield you fat cat, your are so big and fat, why are you so big and fat?
I eat John, its what I do.
It's time to kick Odie off the table.
Don't do it Garfield, that is our pet dog Odie.
You're going into orbit you stupid mutt.
GGGGAAARRRFFEIILLD.
It's time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze.
Garfield you lazy cat.
I hate alarm clocks.
I'm am hungry I want some lasaga.
you're eating us out fo house and home, garmfield
Enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going.

GRUB TIME...

Where are the 3-cheese pizzas?
I ate those food.
Where are the taco shells?
I ate those food.
Where did all the hamburger helper go?
*brup*
You're such a bad kitty cat I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw Grarfileld.