We, the Mattists, follow in the light of the great mighty god-senpai. We'd go gay for God-senpai.

His eargasmic voice,
His handsome good looks,
His ridiculously loud burps
His godly gaming skills,
His incredible sense of humor,
His beautiful black glasses,
His delicious turkey sandwhiches,
His perfect everything.
(do not mistake us for a filthy christian group, we are just dedicated followers of Matt-senpai.)