Fan club for the one and only James Romano

All heil James Romano the one true leader and messiah. Mr. Romano is love, Mr. Romano is life. There is only one true being and Mr. Romano is that being. No one can compare, no one man can surpass his greatness. He doesn't poop, pee, or bleed. Mr. Romano is life. He invented the hamburger and the bread on which it sits. When Mr. Romano was born the Earth was created, he founded all religions, and all governments. Mr. Romano is life. If Mr. Romano dies, we all die. We would all lay our lives down for Mr. Romano. Mr. Romano is love, Mr. Romano is life...