Welcome internet peasent!

We are a organized church that worships our lord and savior, MeatPie. Any threats against the holy one shall not be taken lightly and can lead to the removal of your church rights!
Lord Meatpie is the subservant of Team Fortress 2, he serves under the rule of Lord Gaben. Many associate Gaben with Valve since he is CEO of it! Gaben is one of the few Internet gods that has a human form! Gaben is in charge of the luck of case opening and anything that pertains to Valve or Steam as a whole. MeatPie carries out Gaben's orders to TF2 and is in charge of player luck, critical hits on players, the ghastly gibus, and crate opening chances.
MeatPie demands your worship or he shall try to make the odds against you in TF2! Think of every dollar wasted in crate openings, every critical rocket missing, every situation BAD, and so on!
Worshipping our lord is very simple, just play TF2! It is recommended you wear a ghastly gibus but NOT pyrovision goggles.
Ranks from Most to least important
ArchBishop - Representative of the Church
Bishop - Organizer of Rituals
Priest - Server of the MeatPie rituals
Nun - Female captain of the worshippers
Monk - Captain of the worshippers.
Worshipper - A person who just worships MeatPie
Rituals are basically times where we all get together to play some TF2! Bishops handle the planning, Priests are the leaders of the lobby for casual.
1. If in any rank but worshipper, you must remain active!
2. While it is rude to MeatPie, you may reject any ritual of your choice.
3. bishops all get admin/mod rights to handle groups issues.
4. Be nice to all members except for haters of the religion!
5. NO satanic or sacrificial rituals
6. If any members of the church are abusing, tell the Pope.
7. If the Bishops are abusing then all members shall take a vote to dethrone them. if at least 80% vote yes the it is on! Votes will take place in StrawPoll.