The Guys

"I am the Guy, The Real Guy"

The dumb orange statistic claims to be the the guy where then the real guy appears from the ray of light and announces to the thousands of people within the streets of Level 1. Uttering that he is the Real guy. The crowds are all immediately hyped, wives impregnated, men’s virginities revoked following this the planet itself shatters slightly by the power of the Guy saying those mighty words.

Ascending to Level 5 the Real guy marches in and prepares his assault. Muttering the cursed words of “Cake” The essence of dumb orange statistic filling level 5 activates the emergency anti-fake guy defense measures which mistakes the Real guy for Orange statistic. Vaporised by the power of 1000 staff members The Real guy ascends to flavour town.