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Ameno
Screams louder than an Auschwitz-Birkenau Alarm. Does a great job as a entry Frag. Sometimes gets lucky and kills before gets killed. Favourite weapon XM1014. Loves playing runescape more than delivering pizzas. Once in the mouth once in the ass and no ♥♥♥♥

Mr.Nandi Pēteris
Some days carry most days not. Constant and stable like a "Wish" picnic table. True charmer of MP5, as soon as buy is clicked, high HS % has been ticked. Uses MP5 to pump bicycle tires during the day and to kill enemies by night

OOOOOOOOOOF, nickname changes every 5 seconds
A skinhead that baits teammates to not get the kill anyway. Will take 4 rounds to rotate, comes to long uninvited. 50/50 if he will be at the top or bottom of the scoreboard. Will not touch the bomb with a ten foot pole, both as a T and a CT. Engaged and free. Experienced cx.money trader.

Arm
Overall a very good player. Likes to scream, play casino and bring his dog to pee in the middle of the game. His game perspective is lower than for others. If you have stable 400 FPS, his 400 FPS is more stable. 6 cocktails into the game and his Golfer's elbow straightens.

ANG3R
Sometimes playing, sometimes dying, most of the time lagging. His matchmaking bandwidth is heavily underprioritized by Gaben. Good player, also known as Labs Cilvēks. Goes alone to B, kills one and screams at team for not following to trade. Sometimes high as ♥♥♥♥ and ping from chair to monitor is heavily degraded. Sometimes farts.

𝓟𝓡𝓔𝓣𝓣𝓨-Boy
Mysteriously staying alive, some say he spawns with 300hp. If he dies, its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if he kills - hes also surprised. Phrases like "I was already behind the wall" "Hes lagging" and "Wife get off the wifi" are heard at least 20 times per game. If he cant kill anyone, its probably raining in Ireland.

Copiš
A sea pebble among bushes. Will say he has your back but only as mental support. Knows every corner is clear without checking it. Loves beer, beer and also beer. Buys molotovs only cause they look like beers. Gets flashed by a decoy. His pc is cooled by the ceiling fan in his room.

DragonZ
Skilled, quiet type. Very quiet, in fact we think hes stuck in a box. Sometimes can be toxic and loud as a sewer tank, his most popular swear word is "Ble". Inventor of Bush League, Gunga Gunga, Gundega and other nonsense crap. His 144hz monitor refresh rate has been set to 59hz just because why not. Being first upsets him, his Asus do hold the charge. Skatewording around the map is his passion.