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Real talk.
She ate my butt.
I'm sorry, she did what?
She ate my butt. (CLICKS TONGUE)
She ate your ass?
- Yeah.
- Did you eat hers?
- Of course!
- "Of course"?
What are you talking about?
- That's standard.
- You think that's standard?
- Absolutely.
- To eat someone's ass?
- You think that's standard?
- Yes.
That is not standard.
You know what it is?
You've been married for way too long.
Everyone's eating everyone's ass now.
(LAUGHING)
There is no way
everybody's eating everyone's ass.
- Everyone's eating everyone's ass.
- No, it's impossible!
- Everyone is not.
- They are.
What about hygiene?
Oh, easy.
If you go to the bathroom, and you see
some baby wipes, green light.
Okay, what if you don't see baby wipes?
I still do it.
♥♥♥♥ it, right?
I'm only here once, you know?

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dog cat person 7 Jul, 2024 @ 12:51pm

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Valiox (laptop) 16 Mar, 2018 @ 2:54pm

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us.