Join the real Squirtle Squad today!

Hi, this is Squirtle360, or the leader of the Squirtle Squad, and I'm here to tell you that no matter what Pokemon, animal, human, alien, robot, cyborg, toy, mythical beast, mutant, or omnipresent being you may be, we will always have a spot open for you! All you need to do is sign up here, get accepted, be trained in a harsh course to learn your most effective position, and BAM! You'll be one of us in no time at all! WARNING: 360 Shades not included, don't be annoying about getting in, don't be pointlessly rude, and don't try to kill others in the Squad. Please join responsibly, thank you.