Bagel.

Its a bit hard for me to say this, but here it is. i sexually identify as a fifth generation prototype T-50 PAK FA.
Ever since i was a kid i dreamed of providing close air support and shooting down filthy capitalist pig dogs and kebabs.
People say to me that a person being a jet is impossible and that im autistic and retarded but i dont care.
Cause im beautiful.
I am going to have surgery at saturday to install a 30mm rotary machinegun as well as 2 jet engines with thrust vectoring nozzles and Air to surface cruise missile pods below my wings.
From now on i want you guys to call me PAK FA and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥ up needlessly.
If you cant accept me you're a jetphobe and you need to check your vehicle privilege!