Dear believers (and only them-the rest, ♥♥♥♥ off.)

Always remember the 7 main commandments for our cult:

- Hate Feng and Feng players.

-Always send Feng to the Swamp

-Praise our lord and savior Jeff Johansen

-Always drink enough beer. (especially while playing this game)

-Always help ur brothers and never leave them on the hook. (Or I will come by)

-Metal music is our anthem. Always remember to cultivate our great music taste. The rest of the people are posers. (call everyone a poser)

-As soon as one, Jeff dies on the hook while playing a tough game. Always remember to appreciate his hard work and pay tribute.