Jason's Unknown Battlegrounds

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A strange anomaly was spotted in the lower region of the humans who resided Western Australia, was very strange. Local authorities of the Brisbane eye and spy council had been notified of a strange electronic device which had been disrupting signals from the local television studio.

"The Q" Task Force Regiment was shortly mobilised to locate and capture the electronic, due to fears of mass turning into hoovy. The object was initially described as heavy and O shaped, being constructed out of milled plastic resembling materials discovered in the "Quazzifinitive Administrative Region". However, Upon further inspection and "X-Ray Finiti-R/IV" , specialists came to the conclusion that this object was a "Universal Serial Bus Flash Drive" which was connected to itself via a female "USB Port". Due to the USB being connected to itself the contents were unable to be identified.

Two "The Q" members reported the smell of "Kettle Potato Chips Chilli 165g" several hours after handling the object. The two members were later reported missing and currently have not been found. The storage location of the USB is unknown, despite public efforts for transparency.

During the deployment of "Mr Vorp", a tragic

Attention Private! YOU have been recruited for service in the JUBG "The Q" Regiment. This deployment is mandatory and you will be unable to defer enlistment. Please report to Room 1107 for processing.

"The Q" Task Force Regiment has now been enforced in the area surrounding the nuclear powerplant located in Hanz, Germany. All unidentified subjects who encounter "The Q" will be swiftly processed for storage in Room - 1107.