I'm chronically online everyday

I spend all day online everyday, every night.

Being online is my only life! I cannot live without being online, I must spend all my time online because I have no life and no real friends out in the real world!

I must invest all my time online and pour all the money I have into being online and have a super high steam profile level.

Oh god I'm so awesome for being online, I feel special, please add me so I have lots of friends and comments on my profile to fill up my daily sad lonely life!

Please add me and talk to me and post comments on my profile, k thanks!!!