Super Man is a bird!

Today, Superman has been caught in Sydney while taking a shower and is now clarified as, 100% bird. His biggest fan Shazam (the kid that turns into an actual super hero) says, "I will be pleasured to eat this fool for my dinner, and take his strength and use it to protect the universe. Not be a birdy with it!"
Superman (or SuperBird) has been taken to court recently and has been charged with scamming and birdiness. He will be exe'eaten (just like execution really) by Shazam, once one of his greatest fans and students tommorrow morning in London execution area or in Area 51 in the USA. The Sydney City Council has not agreed on hosting the execution.

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