are owener has just finished his first work, i present you with perry a tail of torture
[Perry breaks in]

[Perry gets trapped]

"Ah, yes. Perry the Platypus, how..Expected-

seriously you're right on time. Want a snack?"

[Pause]

"Norm has cheese and crackers." ("YES I DO.")

"Anyways, behold my ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture-inator!"

[Perry looks shocked]

"Well, you can't really behold it.. It's not completely finished"

"I'll show you it when I'm done of my tragic backstory though."

"You see, Perry the Platypus; As a child back in Gimmelshtump,"

[Switch to doof as a child]

"I often hurt my p-"

[Switch back to normal]

[Perry somehow escapes trap and hits doof]

"Oh come on, you couldn't let me finish my backstory?!"