We do not need "More gun."

Level 1 gear, shotgun, wrench, and most of all pistol. What more could ye want?


Alright so, since this ain't really said anywhere else... What we do is simple. We ain't about upgradin' our stuff. Well, 'cept maybe a dispenser when the team needs one real bad. Anyway, we'll be darn ready for that there PDQ when she comes hollerin' 'round. But even now, we reap the benefits of this here style like no others. By the time we're through with you, you'll be thinkin' there's a little sentry 'round every corner this side of the Mason-Dixon. But really, what ya ought to be scared of is the trusty sidearm each and every one of us brandishes. This here 9mm don' seem like much, but that's what gets most of y'all... Heck, the combination of a quick sentry and a quick gun sounds like yer already dead, dunnit?

Naw? Well then have yourself a rampwrench, son. Cream gravy!