We are dedicated to hunting down Hitler and his new Henchmen in Argentina.

Dedicated researchers working with the Hitler Hunters have uncovered a monumental secret. With Christ's power, Hitler was able to go back in time and create a base on the aptly named "dark side of the moon", which contrarily does see light just not the Earth. We have no clue what Hitler did there but due to US government relationships with extra-terrestrial beings the base was destroyed. To conver the fact they were launching a huge missile into the moon, they pretended it was a moon landing and ♥♥♥♥♥ the whole thing.
However, it doesn't stop here. Further evidence points to Hitler assassinating John F. Kennedy because of his speech regarding space travel, fortunately the mantle was picked up by Richard Nixon. It is believed that the entire shooting was organised by Hitler and the shooter on the "grassy knoll" was actually Hitler himself, hence his ability to disappear from the scene of the crime.

This entire scenario has thrown in an unknown factor: aliens. Hitler has disturbed them, do they harbour any hatred to him, are they just as bad as Hitler and what are they doing in our system? Our researchers are attempting to answer the alien question as we speak. I will get back to you all ASAP.
Hitler Hunter Captain out.