We are dedicated to hunting down Hitler and his new Henchmen in Argentina.

It is a well known fact that Hitler is not dead but is living in a secret cave in Argentina with Osama Bin Laden, Michael Jackson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jesus Christ, George Bush, Rebecca Black, Sam Smith, Justin Bieber and Sasquatch. These scum of the Earth are united under Hitler to destroy the Universe but we, the Hitler Hunters, plan to make a difference.

We know what you are up to Hitler. We will stop you.

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HITLER SIGHTED

13 de maio de 2016 - Sillius | 1 comentário(s)

Just a couple of weeks ago I saw Hitler. I was at Bluewater when all of sudden I saw Hitler casually stroll past me, as if I wouldn't notice. This is no coincidence. Hitler likely utilised the power of Jesus Christ to strike against our organisation. Unfortunnately, there is little we can do. The Hitler Hunters are limited in resources so from now on we must rely on our cunning and training to evade any potential issues regarding the downfall of our organisation.
For now, sit tight and make sure you are practicing plenty and keeping your eyes peeled.
Please report any concerns to me and I will get back to you all with our plan soon enough.

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HITLER ON THE MOON

19 de março de 2016 - Sillius | 0 comentário(s)

Dedicated researchers working with the Hitler Hunters have uncovered a monumental secret. With Christ's power, Hitler was able to go back in time and create a base on the aptly named "dark side of the moon", which contrarily does see light just not the Earth. We have no clue what Hitler did there but due to US government relationships with extra-terrestrial beings the base was destroyed. To conver the fact they were launching a huge missile into the moon, they pretended it was a moon landing and ♥♥♥♥♥ the whole thing.
However, it doesn't stop here. Further evidence points to Hitler assassinating John F. Kennedy because of his speech regarding space travel, fortunately the mantle was picked up by Richard Nixon. It is believed that the entire shooting was organised by Hitler and the shooter on the "grassy knoll" was actually Hitler himself, hence his ability to disappear from the scene of the crime.

This entire scenario has thrown in an unknown factor: aliens. Hitler has disturbed them, do they harbour any hatred to him, are they just as bad as Hitler and what are they doing in our system? Our researchers are attempting to answer the alien question as we speak. I will get back to you all ASAP.
Hitler Hunter Captain out.