WELCOME TO THE LOWEST POINT OF HELL!

You! That's right, you! You've been drafted into the greatest army this side of 2Fort!! You will do AS I say, WHEN I say! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?!
GUIDLINES AND RULES
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1. A Soldier will always display his hatred, don't bottle it up!
2. Never back down or you disgcrace us all!
3. Smash all enemies in the face if given the chance! Bullets can be removed, but a punch to the face can't!
4.Do not leave a fellow soldier behind!
5. Use your best items and weapons! Stranges, Vintages, Genuines, USE THEM!
6.Go down with a fight!
7. All soldiers may enlist their allies into the army!