Hanako's dick is best dick.

Hanako, oh Hanako, your burned ass is finer than anything I've ever witnessed before. We all agree that despite of all your nucks and crannies, you are the best. In loving memory of Tako. RIP sweet prince 1945-2014





JETZT WO DER MANN DEN ICH LIEBE MICH VERLASSEN HAT IST ES MIR EGAL OB ICH FETT WERDE
-Ikezawa Bacon

I HUNGER FOR THE FLESH OF THE NEWBORN
-Tetsuooooo

20:58 - Baguete6f: I want to know how magnus managed to have no friends

14:31 - Das Papaya: he never said it was a bad feeling

20:54 - Ruben6f: god dammit my room smells like condom

03:36 PM - Das Papaya: i'll learn a martial art and I'm coming to fuck yoru asshole, pan

23:26 - Ruben6f: I wish I was fucking children right now

03:31 PM - Das Papaya: holy shit
03:31 PM - Das Papaya: all of these arabs are gay as fuck
03:32 PM - Das Papaya: I'm on the midle east thread on int
03:32 PM - Das Papaya: they're al ltalking about the times they get to see the world cup players' balls

23:08 - João das panelas: Here in Brazil we use eaten corn to clean the ass. It works very nice.

01:33 - BOLAS6f: one dude tried to finger my butt
01:33 - João das panelas: because i caught those two dudes pretty much nearly molesting this other guy agains ta wall
01:33 - Pancakez: Dude why is Portugal so gay
01:33 - BOLAS6f: but he was ugly as sin
01:33 - BOLAS6f: so I noped
01:33 - João das panelas: it totally isn't, though
01:33 - Pancakez: I'm sure you would've done if it he was cute
01:34 - BOLAS6f: however there was this one gay guy in my school that payed a younger guy to let him do him in the ass
01:34 - BOLAS6f: I'd do it for less but whatever
01:34 - BOLAS6f: yes
01:34 - João das panelas: dude iactually did it
01:34 - João das panelas: he pinned me down and fucking grabbed my nuts
01:34 - João das panelas: it wasn't pleasant
01:34 - BOLAS6f: finger somenoe?
01:34 - BOLAS6f: *someone
01:34 - João das panelas: it really wasn't
01:34 - BOLAS6f: yeah no our country isn't that gay

01:26 - João das panelas: man, there was one game my circle of "friends"! played in middle school
01:26 - João das panelas: where all we did was pretty much slap each others balls

23:26 - João das panelas: It's not gay if you're portuguese

23:37 - Mad Magnus, the Desert-born: I'll just go 100% leddit I guess
23:50 - Mad Magnus, the Desert-born: http://puu.sh/rYVi7/96a24bd35f.jpg
23:51 - Pancakez: that's what u look like
23:52 - Mad Magnus, the Desert-born: hwo can yo usay such meme things
23:52 - Mad Magnus, the Desert-born: fucking hell, I meant to write mean
23:52 - Mad Magnus, the Desert-born: and it came outmeme
23:52 - Mad Magnus, the Desert-born: I'mfucking done
23:54 - Pancakez: The 100% reddit transformation has been completed