Welcome Swoldiers

Here to pass on the torch
to carry on the legacy
to lead the horse to water
to ask for harder times
to educate the youth
to ignore the elderly
to shoot roman candles at one another
to claim no land or glory
to pray NiKo gets his major
to pray Rick gets a hotter wife (sorry Michonne)
to indulge in lasagne
to pet Chup
to vote for John F Pennedy
to talk about buying a new truck but not actually plan on getting one soon
to throw rocks at homeless tweakers
to piss on blind people and tell them "it's just raining dude"
to ignore the majority of TV/Movie recommendations
to log dozens of hours in Skyrim but never beat the main quest once
to harassing e-girls
to ego peek in a man up situation
to not rewatching GoT until at least 2032
to rewatching TWD even though I resent half the show's choices
to hanging on to the dopamine rush of watching AoT for the 1st time
to eating Justin's cookie dough and buying him more the next day

I say welcome all-__-