balls standard definition

Good Evening,

After careful weeks of close examination and consideration, we unfortunately must inform you all that your balls are not up to Los Pollos Hermanos™ standards.

However, this is not the end of your career here at Los Pollos Hermanos™, for we are more than obliged to offer an exclusive ball augmentation program (B.A.P) for potential new hires.

If you wish to apply for this program, then please meet with one of our recruitment agents at the following coordinates at exactly 3:00 in the morning:

11.3493° N, 142.1996° E

40.4173° N, 82.9071° W

40°15′09″N, 58°26′23″E

We are eager to hear from you as soon as possible, and good luck with your future career at Los Pollos Hermanos™.

Sincerely,
Gus "Susballs" Fring