Do YOU suck? Guess who does.

"I wonder if I can die from this height?", "I'm freindly! Hold fire!", "I can handle just two zombies at once, trust me!".

If you have ever played DayZ before you would most likely know that these phrases are often spoken shortly before a trip to the the "You Are Dead" screen, it happens to everyone

However, that's the normal players, if you are GWSZ member material, the same could be said for;
"I wonder if I can vault the guard rails at the police station?", "Alcohol tinctures, must mean liquor.", or even "What do I need clothes for anyway!?"

Well, do not fear, you are not alone brother, JOIN US! HELP US BUILD OUR MASSIVE, FESTERING SH*TPILE OF DAYZ'S PLAYERBASE!!!


(And if you you were wondering why it's GWSZ, not GWSD. Well, it could be mistaken for "Guys Who Suck D*ck", and the corporate branch at EA wasn't too happy about us stealing their abrieviations.)