A "safe" place for survivors of fysics to meet and play games

WARNING: Side effects may include but is not limited to;
Vomiting
Vomiting from the eyes
Permanent PTSD
Constant fear of attacks from behind
Cries of fear at the sound of "WOO"
Loss of faith in humanity
Hatred of people with the name Jermey
Constant need to yell "woooo" and throw markers at people
Loss of fine motor control
Loss of general motor control
Loss of ego
Loss of Pride
Loss of dignity
Loss of loss comics
A constant need to CCCRRRAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLL
A sudden need to yell at people named Caleb
Uncontrollable rage
A new found need to hate everyone
The ability to sense when some serious bullcrap is about to occur
The loss of trust in your fellow man
A new found need to play Risk, a lot
All of the above